homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

collegehumor:

Accurate Web Chart What You Say to Your Mom Vs. Dad

Wait, when was Mother’s Day? Shit!

aseaofquotes:

Terri Farley, Seven Tears Into the Sea

kieljamespatrick:

Rocky shores

kushandwizdom:

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“And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.” 

drarna:

REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH